Saturday, August 14, 2010

Herding Flies

Since the "battle" this week, I am beginning to feel like a serial killer.  When I can't herd the flies out the door (do you realize how difficult this is?) I'm pulling the bug spray out of my side holster and getting a cheap thrill out of watching the fuckers DIE!  You know, it is quite fun and satisfying...but I recently noticed a maniacal laugh erupting from my vocal chords every time. I still have no idea how these fuckers are getting into my apartment.  I swear!  I kill them all, so I think, and 10 more pop up.  What the hell?

Three were released this morning and there are still three buzzing around totally pissing me off.  Maybe I should just bomb the hell out of my house and call it a day.

Have to go clean up my window sills, which are littered with death from this morning's killings.


SilverNeurotic said...

I think flies reproduce at really fast rates, so perhaps there are fly larvae somewhere in your apartment-so they are truly multiplying.

Epiphany said...

Eeewww! I don't want to think about that, but, ewww, maybe I have to.

Crazy Shenanigans said...

I killed 7 the other day. They are insane this summer!

Epiphany said...

So good to know I'm not the only one!!

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