I decided to take a break from work and take some things out to the trash. I walk back to the gate from the alley, open it, close and latch it and look down my gangway to see a big white ass looking back at me. This woman was taking a piss in my gangway! In broad daylight! I. LOST. IT!
"Uhm, seriously white trash bitch! You are fucking disgusting. Get the hell off my property before I call the police!"
In her Mexican accent and quickly pulling up her pants, "I sorry"
"REALLY? You FUCKING IDIOT! Go to Taco Bell! If I EVER see you on my street again I will call the police."
And this is how my day has been going so far....